Archive for March, 2009

OctoMom Gets Free Home in Orange County!

March 10, 2009


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Nadya Suleman Welfare Octomom is the recipient of a 2,583 sq. foot home in La Habra. The idiot  buyer is Ed Doud, Nadya’s dad. The four bedroom, 3 bathroom home will hopefully be enough room for the 14 kids that are going to be living there. Along with the house comes free daycare courtesy of Angels in Waiting who will watch the screaming babies while Octomom finds another way to pimp her kids out. Take a look at Octomom’s new home, its only a matter of time before its filled with pissy diapers and adorned with crayon drawings on the walls.


2 Yr-Old Smoking Cigarette in China

March 10, 2009

The Chinese beat Americans in everything Math, Science, and now smoking. This video is enough evidence to call child protective services. I don’t speak Cantonese but I am sure this kid is cursing and telling stories about how he was at the club last night getting his swerve on.

T.O. Is Coming to NY

March 10, 2009

Buffalo Bills Terrell Owens Crybaby T.O. has just signed a 1 year contract with Buffalo Bills for $6.5 million. Good luck to the Bills who have not been the playoff in 9 years!  Do you think this will improve the Bills 7-9 record?

Does Dennis Rodman Have Vitiligo?

March 10, 2009

dennis-rodman Bad Boy Dennis Rodman a former LA Laker is currently on Trumps’ Celebrity Apprentice and his skin is a mess! Between the craters and the horrible makeup it appears that he is possibly hiding a skin disease. The King of Pop also has vitiligo. Vitiligo is a skin disease that causes depigmentation of the skin. The body basically attacks its own pigment cells causing white patches across the body.

There is currently no cure for this disease. What do you think?

Celebrating Birthdays Today March 3, 2009

March 10, 2009

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Paris Hilton is Swapping Spit with Her New Boyfriend

March 10, 2009


Socialite Paris Hilton was making out with Doug Reinhardt after leaving LA hotspot My House. As strange as it sounds Doug’s ex-girlfriend Amanda Bynes was there also can you say awkward???

Wacko Jacko’s Final Curtain Call

March 10, 2009

michaeljacksonToday, Michael Jackson has just announced he will be performing in a mini tour across Europe. In a press conference at the O2 theatre in London Jackson. I am sure this is an attempt to buy back NeverLand and more jesus juice.

Rihanna Gets Beat Up Because of Text Message

March 10, 2009

The LAPD detective notes have been obtained by FOX 11 in LA and it is does not look too good for R&B singer Chris Brown. According to the reports, Rihanna found a three-page text message from a woman to her boyfriend Chris Brown naturally an argument began.  Chris Brown allegedly attempted to kick Rihanna out of his rented Lamborghini but he was not successful, so he shoved her head into the passenger’s side window (what a gentlemen), that did not seem to work so when Rihanna turned to Chris he punched her (more than once from the swollen pics of Rihanna, I assume). Along the way Chris also bit, choked and threatened to “beat the sh*t out of her”, and kill her. Last week Rihanna and Chris were reconciling their relationship at Diddy’s mansion on Star Island. This is just sad. Where are her parents? Friends? Management?

•    If you or someone you know are a victim of domestic violence please contact the National Domestic Violence Hotline at: 1 (800) 799-7233.

Vince Vaughn Is Getting Married

March 10, 2009

vincevaughnfiance_183Wedding Crasher star Vince Vaughn is set to marry his Canadian girlfriend. According to Star Magazine Vince met Kyla Weber last summer at a friend’s wedding in L.A. Love was in the air because a week later Kyla dumped her long time boyfriend for the funny man.  Kyla is now sporting a $125,000 4 carat diamond ring!  We can expect a paparazzi frenzied wedding in LA or Canada. Congrats to the new couple!


March 10, 2009


T.O. has been cut from the Dallas Cowboys!  At this point can you actually feel sorry for him? Between the whining, complaining, and suicide attempts enough is enough. The thirty-five year old wide receiver was cut Wednesday night.. There is a list of NFL that don’t want the big baby playing offense for them take a look below.

The New York Giants.
The Washington Redskins.
The Baltimore Ravens.
The San Francisco 49ers.
The Minnesota Vikings.
The Atlanta Falcons.
The Cleveland Browns.
The San Diego Chargers.
The Philadelphia Eagles.
The New York Jets.
The Tennessee Titans.
The St. Louis Rams